A version of the following was submitted to the Today programme's 10 Second Bible compettion and was one of 10 entries selected for inclusion on the BBC website (follow the link above by clicking on the Radio 4 logo).
God created the World.
Even his own people kept messing it up.
He sent his Son to sort it out.
Christians don't behave as if they really believe it
So one day he's coming again to wind it up
(allegedly)